This… is legend dude! LAWL I am the QUEEN of silent farts! AKA my farts are a lot stinkier (not afraid to admit). I do my ninja fart and go to another direction, while farting, making a trail… Excuse me for my talkativeness, but its about time someone writes about this
Wait to hear a pop, then release the rest of the piggybacking fart.
by Edwin of awkwardlist.com
The whole world needs to be able to fart freely, because nobody wants to hold it in for so long that you explode, and we all know that you should never force such a thing. You see, by the time farts come out, most of it is composed of nitrogen. If you’re a nervous person who swallows a lot of air and digests things quickly, your farts may contain a lot of oxygen.
Why do they stink?
Small amounts of hydrogen sulfide gas and mercaptans in the mixture (compounds that contain sulfur) makes them smell. Bacterial fermentation and digestion processes produce heat as a byproduct, which create bubbles that are small, hot, and heavily concentrated with stinky bacterial metabolic products. Aka the silent-but-deadly.
If you skipped the last paragraph because I…
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